It was back in 1982, well after the country had gotten over its obsession with the obstacle-jumping exploits of Evel Kneivel. A small town children's television host in Lawrence, Kansas named Loopy the Clown decided that
something had to be done, not just about his own sinking ratings as the action-figure fueled cartoons on competing channels began to ramp up, but also about the declining national profile of clowns in toto.
So he sent out a press release, mostly overlooked, claiming that he was going to set up a ramp in Half Moon Bay, California, down on the beach, and he was going to pack a Dodge Charger with 18 clowns-- more than could conceivably fit in that muscle car-- and he was going to drive the car so fast that he was going to ramp his way to the coast of Hawaii.
What few news outlets actually read the release raised the obvious questions: How was Loopy going to substitute a stunt man for himself, how far would the car make it before crashing into the water, would the driver be able to break a window and get out safely, and how many tax dollars would be spent dredging the vehicle back out? Or could it be allowed to remain on the ocean floor to form the basis for a reef?
So the day arrived and a small crowd of Half Moon Bay locals were there. This was before the days of video recorders being priced cheaply enough for anyone to have capture footage, or we'd be watching this on YouTube instead of reading about it. The only news representative on hand was Charles "Chip" Early of the
Half Moon Bay Review.
It's due to Early's account that we know that Loopy managed the first stunt without incident. 18 clowns were seen to enter the Charger, which was situated at the top of a giant wooden ramp. Loopy was clearly seen climbing in last, saluting the crowd through the front windshield, gunning the engine and steering the Charger down the 120 ft. ramp, reaching an estimate 87 mph before reaching the end of the ramp and launching into the air.
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